10. March doesn't do threat gradients, he parses everything as a 0 or a 10 more or less, which is why he reacts murderously to people threatening to punch him or slap him.
THE ONLY REASON he didn't make it a fight to the death right then and there was that he was drunk enough and still aware of the rules, so he assumed it was a set up and controlled his reaction. If she had tried to touch him, he would have gone for her throat.
He's confused by the fact that she warned him she was sneak attacking which was ?????? because no, you just kill people or you don't kill them, you don't warn people three times you're going to sneak up and kill them that isn't sneaky, so he doesn't have much respect for her murdering abilities, but he definitely assumes her intentions are 100% his entrails on the floor.
The next thread he will uh. automatically try to kill her so
FAWN AND CELESTE REALLY NEED TO TALK OOCLY ALL TOGETHER since ICly Fawn keeps trolling and Celeste won't take one more attack without stabbing all the bitches. a-awkward war impending if Fawn doesn't back off quick.
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THE ONLY REASON he didn't make it a fight to the death right then and there was that he was drunk enough and still aware of the rules, so he assumed it was a set up and controlled his reaction. If she had tried to touch him, he would have gone for her throat.
He's confused by the fact that she warned him she was sneak attacking which was ?????? because no, you just kill people or you don't kill them, you don't warn people three times you're going to sneak up and kill them that isn't sneaky, so he doesn't have much respect for her murdering abilities, but he definitely assumes her intentions are 100% his entrails on the floor.
The next thread he will uh. automatically try to kill her so
FAWN AND CELESTE REALLY NEED TO TALK OOCLY ALL TOGETHER since ICly Fawn keeps trolling and Celeste won't take one more attack without stabbing all the bitches. a-awkward war impending if Fawn doesn't back off quick.
anyway SOTU KNIVES AND MARCH