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[remarch]

Who: March and the adventures of Bakanary
When: Day 37, Evening


[March is quite fond of the fourth level, with its strange ideas about fresh air and actual sky, which is why he's easily found sitting down on the rusted walk, slightly away from the portraits of the fourth level teams. Just follow the bob of red hair, or the shrill sound of someone idly scraping into the metal with a knife.

Where he definitely isn't considering the best way to eviscerate another team no siree.]

Comments

[remarch]

Option three, murdering him until he gets the point. Do you really think I'm going to accept standing around waiting for him to try punching me?

[Running out of puff. He's exhausted, and long-winded conversations are scraping his already bruised throat and emotions.]

[asthecrowdies]

Why not?

[remarch]

Because I'm a psychopathic murderer, and dragons need feeding, what else?

[asthecrowdies]

Ok. If you keep it in your pants with Rabbit whatever he does to you you can do me. Including killing me, if he actually went that fucking far, which he won't.

[remarch]

There's no guarantee you'll go through with it, and you've got NPC stats.

[asthecrowdies]

Yeah I do. Which is why you've got no fucking chance of beating me if I don't let you. But if it keeps you from tearing Rabbit's face off I'm ok with it.

[remarch]

[He considers. It's hard to tell if Rabbit will back down over this, if King's taking the damage, or just find it an excuse to go for his throat.

But he's fighting Rabbit anyway, isn't he?]

Make sure to tell Rabbit alllll about it.

[asthecrowdies]

Christ no he will give me so much fucking shit. Look this is a just in case. You don't attack him, not ever. He punches you? Take it like the crazy shit you are. Stabs you? Let him. Hell maybe you should hope I'm wrong and he is crazy enough to kill an unresisting dude in cold blood. You'd get to take out Canary's strongest fighter. But he won't. He's a dumbass but he's a good guy. Whenever he gets fed up and smacks you around a little come settle up with me.

[remarch]

And if he stabs me and it turns out you were lying, I lose both ways, don't I? The only benefit to me here is if I'm S for you, and you're not my type, unless I tell him- That is, if he'll even care.

[asthecrowdies]

Uhhh. What the hell do you get out of telling him.

[remarch]

"If you hurt me, I hurt King." He's trying to protect the team, isn't he?

[asthecrowdies]

Oh yeah.

How about you only tell him if he tries anything worse than a punch?

Really no reason to start another fucking round of feelings sharing over a black eye or two.

[remarch]

If he hits me, I'll stab him.

[A slight hint of frustration at their lack of communication, forcing himself to speak up again.]

It's reflex.

[asthecrowdies]

...Christ. I'm telling you dude. We should really work on that. I'll help you out but you're gonna have no end of shit if every time a dumbass gets a little emotional and throws a punch you try to kill him.

But ok. I'll talk to him.

[remarch]

There, that was just as pointlessly difficult as all my conversations with your shade of yellow, isn't it great to accomplish things?

[Siiitting back down.]

[asthecrowdies]

Man I dunno about you but I find these little chats really life affirming. Good to know I still have value meatshielding attacks for my dumbshit teammates.

[pauses then floats to sit down next to]

So. Other than not killing everyone, what's up with you. Not sure if you've noticed but you're kinda fucked up.

[remarch]

[Tenses, forcing himself not to edge away from the presence. He's in control, he can handle this.]

I got my ass kicked by one of the rat-things, I was slaughtering babies and someone beat me for it, make up your own adventure. Don't you have a Rabbit to be talking out of suicide-by-knife?

[asthecrowdies]

[notices the tense and edges away a bit for you]

Don't really have to worry about him when you're here. But yeah tell me one more thing and I'll fuck off. What's with the dragon feeding. Are you seriously doing that? Is he doing your dentil work for it?

[remarch]

We're feeding him animals, not people, and the teeth don't need any more work now I have a matching set.

[asthecrowdies]

So what are you getting out of it?

[remarch]

Protection, what else? Dragon likes minions a lot more than people like Celeste's.

[asthecrowdies]

Yeah I'm sure that shits never gonna backfire. Is he gonna eat all the enemies that only exist in your paranoid delusions or just dudes that actually attack you?

[remarch]

It might depend on what sauce we have.

[asthecrowdies]

Oh my god.

[facepalm


...takes his other hand off his ear where the bleeding has stopped, rubs the dried blood off on the ground]

We are seriously going to make this place even shittier than it already is.

[remarch]

We're ruining the homely atmosphere?