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[remarch]

Who: March and the adventures of Bakanary
When: Day 37, Evening


[March is quite fond of the fourth level, with its strange ideas about fresh air and actual sky, which is why he's easily found sitting down on the rusted walk, slightly away from the portraits of the fourth level teams. Just follow the bob of red hair, or the shrill sound of someone idly scraping into the metal with a knife.

Where he definitely isn't considering the best way to eviscerate another team no siree.]

Comments

[asthecrowdies]

Fuck yes I am oh my god I forgot about my unrestrained sex appeal I thought it only worked on au bros.

[remarch]

She wants to make you her sex puppet.

[asthecrowdies]

Well she's gonna have to get in line can we go back to talking about mitigating unmitigated murder now.

[remarch]

So your AU bro is into you?

[asthecrowdies]

Fuck you. That isn't even news I've been fending off his dick since day one.

[remarch]

I'm not even sure what your creepy fetish count is at the moment, maybe you should get that fixed?

[asthecrowdies]

I'm a god damned orange glowing bird boy there's basically no vanilla routes for me.

[remarch]

Your routes are gay incest and crazy submissive, you are officially now the last person who gets to judge my tastes. Do the puppets go in the bad or good end?

[asthecrowdies]

My girlfriend had dog ears and growled when she got really into it. We're not asking about puppets period. Now please fuck yourself and let's get back to serious business here.

[remarch]

I'm not going to stand around and get beaten to make them feel better; If Rabbit touches me, I'll kill him. If he keeps threatening to do it, I'll take him seriously. What more do you expect? I warned them.

[asthecrowdies]

I expect you'd rather come talk to me than kill him which is gonna turn into both of us killing each other like fifty fucking times?

[remarch]

Can you even tell me straight-faced that he'll listen to you? Because so far every time a deal like that's been brokered, I've been crawling in Canaries anyway. Does anyone actually listen to you besides the crush?

[asthecrowdies]

She is actually really high on the doesn't fucking listen list. But I'm telling you. No one on Canary'd kill you if you don't fight em. Which, yeah. You think is totally funking nuts and you'll never go for it. But Christ what's worse? Riding out a dude whose pusses at you cuz you killed his teammates or all your paranoid fears coming true?

[remarch]

Option three, murdering him until he gets the point. Do you really think I'm going to accept standing around waiting for him to try punching me?

[Running out of puff. He's exhausted, and long-winded conversations are scraping his already bruised throat and emotions.]

[asthecrowdies]

Why not?

[remarch]

Because I'm a psychopathic murderer, and dragons need feeding, what else?

[asthecrowdies]

Ok. If you keep it in your pants with Rabbit whatever he does to you you can do me. Including killing me, if he actually went that fucking far, which he won't.

[remarch]

There's no guarantee you'll go through with it, and you've got NPC stats.

[asthecrowdies]

Yeah I do. Which is why you've got no fucking chance of beating me if I don't let you. But if it keeps you from tearing Rabbit's face off I'm ok with it.

[remarch]

[He considers. It's hard to tell if Rabbit will back down over this, if King's taking the damage, or just find it an excuse to go for his throat.

But he's fighting Rabbit anyway, isn't he?]

Make sure to tell Rabbit alllll about it.

[asthecrowdies]

Christ no he will give me so much fucking shit. Look this is a just in case. You don't attack him, not ever. He punches you? Take it like the crazy shit you are. Stabs you? Let him. Hell maybe you should hope I'm wrong and he is crazy enough to kill an unresisting dude in cold blood. You'd get to take out Canary's strongest fighter. But he won't. He's a dumbass but he's a good guy. Whenever he gets fed up and smacks you around a little come settle up with me.

[remarch]

And if he stabs me and it turns out you were lying, I lose both ways, don't I? The only benefit to me here is if I'm S for you, and you're not my type, unless I tell him- That is, if he'll even care.

[asthecrowdies]

Uhhh. What the hell do you get out of telling him.

[remarch]

"If you hurt me, I hurt King." He's trying to protect the team, isn't he?

[asthecrowdies]

Oh yeah.

How about you only tell him if he tries anything worse than a punch?

Really no reason to start another fucking round of feelings sharing over a black eye or two.